Saw this on the web
The economy is so bad that: I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Sunoco laid off 25 Politicians. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is ...now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street". Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan
and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. ......just another day in paradise
Laughter, Cheap Medicine
