~~~I was was fixing a door and found that I needed a new hinge, so I sent my wife Cindy to Home Depot.
At Home Depot, Cindy saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt (the manager) to finish waiting on a customer.
When Walt was finished, Cindy asked.. 'How much for that faucet?'
Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.00.
'My goodness that sure is a lot', Cindy exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Terry had sent her to buy and Walt went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Walt yelled, ', you wanna screw for that hinge?'
Cindy shouted back, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'