Bob and Ralph were fishing when Bob pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches,he asked Ralph for a light.
“Ya sure, I have a lighter”, and reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 12 inches long.
“Holy shoot, man!” exclaimed Bob, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands. “Where'd ya get that monster?”
“Well,” replied Ralph, “I got it from my Genie.”
“You have a Genie?” Bob asked.
“ Ya, sure. It's right here in me tackle box,” says Ralph.
“Could I see him?” Ralph opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.
Addressing the Genie, Bob says, “Hey there! I'm a good buddy of your master. Will you grant me one wish?”
“Yes, I will,” says the Genie.
So Bob asks the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Bob sitting there waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks flying directly overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks Bob yells at Ralph, “What the hell? I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!”
Ralph answers, “Ya, I forgot to tell you that the Genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch Bic?”
