[/size][/b][/size]If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
[/b][/size][/size](Hardly seems worth it.)
[/b][/size][/size]If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
[/b][/size][/size](Now that's more like it!)
[/b][/size][/size]The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
[/b][/size][/size](O.M.G.!)
[/b][/size][/size]A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
[/b][/size][/size](O.M.G.!!!)
[/b][/size][/size]A roosterroach will live nine days without its[/b][/size][/b][/size]head before it starves to death.[/b][/size](Creepy)
[/b][/size][/size](I'm still not over the pig.)
[/b][/size][/size]Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
[/b][/size][/size](Don't try this at home;[/b][/size][/b][/size]maybe at work.)
[/b][/size][/size]The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
[/b][/size][/size](Honey, I'm home . What the...?)
[/b][/size][/size]The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
[/b][/size][/size](30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
[/b][/size][/size]The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
[/b][/size][/size](What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
[/b][/size][/size]Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
[/b][/size][/size](I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.)
[/b][/size][/size]Butterflies taste with their feet.[/b][/size][/size](Something I always wanted to know.)
[/b][/size][/size]The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
[/b][/size][/size](Hmmmmmm.......)
[/b][/size][/size]Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
[/b][/size][/size](If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
[/b][/size][/size]Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
[/b][/size][/size](Okay, so that would be a good thing.)[/b][/size][/b][/size][/size]A cat's urine glows under a black light.
[/b][/size][/size](I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)
[/b][/size][/size]An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
[/b][/size][/size](I know some people like that.)
[/b][/size][/size]Starfish have no brains.
[/b][/size][/size](I know some people like that, too.)
[/b][/size][/size]Polar bears are left-handed.
[/b][/size][/size](If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
[/b][/size][/size]Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
[/b][/size][/size](What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
[/b][/size][/size]Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your [/b][/size]turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to [/b][/size]someone you want to bring a smile to, [/b][/size]maybe even a chuckle.
[/b][/size][/size]In other words, send it to everyone!
[/b][/size][/size](and God[/b][/size][/b][/size]love that pig!)[/b]
