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Author Topic: Little Boy Out Fishes Two Rich Men  (Read 91 times)

Offline Ice Fishing Ham

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Little Boy Out Fishes Two Rich Men
« on: December 07, 2011, 04:47:56 AM »
Two very wealthy men decided to try Ice  fishing.     
 
They went out and bought the top of the  line winter clothing, boots and the latest ice fishing tackle,  flasher and fish camera along with an Experts Guide to Ice Fishing  manual.   

 
They drove up to Simcoe and picked a  spot and proceeded to drill some holes with their turbo charged ice  auger and began to fish with their top of the line fishing equipment. 

 
A short time later, a little boy  appeared in an old parka pulling bent-up aluminum toboggan and  started to fish about 100 feet away.   

 
The men could see that his equipment  was homemade, a 5 gallon pail as a seat and a piece of hockey stick handle  for a tip-up, they smiled at each other as they had the best  equipment going.   

 
It wasn’t long before the boy was  catching fish, one after another. The men were beside them selves, as  they had caught nothing and had the best equipment.   

 
They moved closer to the boy and still  no luck. They finally went over and ask the boy what his secret was  to catching so many fish.   

 
He looked up at them and mumbled “mmm   mmm mm mmmm mmm MMMMs Mmmm”, the man responded “I’m sorry  young fellow but I can’t under stand you”.   

 
The boy again mumbled “ mmm  mmm mm  mmmm mmm MMMMs Mmmm”.   

 
And again the man responded that he  couldn’t understand him.   

 
The boy with disgust in his eyes pulled  of his mitts, cupped his hands together and brought them up to his  mouth and spit into them, and said “you got to keep the WORMs   warm!”
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Re: Little Boy Out Fishes Two Rich Men
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2011, 07:02:12 AM »
 :) Good one Ice :)
 
bobby
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